Subject: For girls – How to get more attention from guys

When you first meet a guy, casually mention that most of the girls won’t hang out with you because of your reputation.

When a guy introduces himself, say, “Do you live close by.”
Wear really short dresses and bend over a lot. Guys love that plus it keeps you fresh and airy.

Always be at the bar at closing time and when you hear “last call” start introducing yourself around.

Never use the line “coffee, tea or me” unless you have some coffee and tea with you just in case.

Wear a wet T-shirt whenever possible.

Tell men that you have always been a tomboy and ask them if they want to wrestle.

Shave your head and ask men to sign it.

Encourage past lover to brag about how easy you were.

Offer men money to go out with you.

When talking with men, casually try to work the word “nipples” into the conversation.

When at the pool, loosen your top before diving.

Wear your hair up and pinch your neck to simulate hickeys.

Sneak into the men’s bathroom and write your name and phone number on the wall.

Wear a name tag that reads, “Do Me.”

Guys love their cars. When you see a guy in a car, say, “Hey, nice car” and show him your “Do Me” name tag.

don’t wanna be miserable…

Had a hell of a weekend.. I cried hard… but I managed to get back to life so swiftly, I couldn’t believe I did it. Well, I promised myself, I’ll never be miserable ever again. Life is too short to waste on nonsense things… I hate him.. no i don’t feel anything… that’s more accurate.

It’s Monday… to start my week right, I danced for at least 30 minutes before getting a shower. It feels so good. I think I’m gonna make it a daily routine from now on. I do hope I still have the energy later to do a 45-minute aerokaebo. I really need to be fit for the Palawan trip. Now I’m really starting to look forward to it.

Wannabe…

I found this photo in an online fan site and I was really struck by how georgeous cameron looks like in this photo.

Well, I wanna be as thin as cameron diaz. She really looked fabulous in this photo.Frankly, I am not a fan of cameron diaz. But she’s just so gorgeous in this photo. Wish I could be this thin soon.

Well, I should get serious in my crash diet… Just below 1000 calories a day and a physical workout for at least 30 minutes a day for the next 3 weeks!!!

I’ll be this thin, maybe and hopefully by Christmas…

Until then…

Who was your last?

Patulan na itu!

Rule 1: if you open this you gotta take it.

Rule 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks…

Rule 3: T F (Only answer True or False.)

Q: Kissed someone on your top friends?
- t

Q: You like someone?
- t

Q: Held a snake?
- f

Q: Sat on a roof top?
-t

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
- t

Q: Broken a bone?
- f

Q: Shaved your head?
- f

Q: Played a prank on someone?
- t

Q: Had/have a gym membership?
- t

Q: Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
- t

Q: Donated Blood?
-f

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just be 100% truthful
LAST PERSON.

1. You hung out with?
- fiah and dang

2. Last person that texted?
-weng

3. You were in a car with?
- an ilonggo cab driver. forgot to ask manong’s name. but he’s nice

4. Went to the movies with?
- nina and renee

5. Went to the mall with?
- feng, weng and nico

6. You text messaged?
- weng. toldher i looked so fat in our picture taken last saturday

11. You spent the night with?
-my boys

12. You hit?
- glass window

3. You talked to?
-mike

14. You kissed?
-mike

5. You IMed?
- wala pa as of 9:23 am

WOULD YOU RATHER…

1. Eat or drink?
- drink

2. Be serious or be funny?
- funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?
- skim

4. Die in a fire or get shot?
- gory. I’d rather die in my sleep

EITHER OR…..

1. Sun or moon?
- moon

2. Winter or Fall?
- fall

3. Left or right?
- right

4. Sunny or rainy?
- sunny

6. Where do you live?
- pasig

8. Do you want to get married?
- I did, I did!

9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut
it?
- twirl

10. Do You Cook?
- opo

11. Current mood?
- indifferent

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU…

1. Kissed someone?
- yep

2. Been hugged by someone?
- uu

3. Held hands with someone?
- uu

4. Felt stupid?
- yes

5. Been in love with someone?
-no yata

Losing 10 pounds in 20 days…

This is the hardest challenge ever that I’m posing to myself. After bengeing on almost anything edible for the past month, here I am, pressed to lose the 10 pounds that I gained before I fly to palawan on the fourth week of October.  So… I’m having a food diary again so I could log and monitor my food intake, I promise to drink plenty of water, eat lots of veggies, less rice, no sugar no fats. I can do this… I’d be very busy losing weight to even bother about guys… hehehe… in the next few days.

Wish me luck!!! I know I can do this!!!

I’m 31…officially

It’s my 31st birthday today… I’m having no birthday blues… I’m neither happy nor sad. But I have a few things in mind that I wanted to do for the next 31st years of my life. So I decided to post them here:

1.I’ll maintain a healthy weight of 105 pounds and the journey starts today. No dinner. no snacks
2. I will actively look for a new job… a job that will give me extra time for my kid and extra money for a house and a car
3. I’ll try to look prettiest everyday… no quick showers… just loooong baths
4. Brush my teeth 5 times a day
5. Forget about him… yeah that guy who made me nauseus and who manipulated me to believe things that are otherwise unbelievable… labo… corny… stupid… silly… GFY!!!
6. Enjoy the friendships being offered by people around me
7. Be happy and contented
8. Read more
9. Travel more
10. Do not expect anything from other people
11. Love my son. love my husband more.
12. Spend less think 6 times before buying something
13. Be more confident… avoid self criticisms…
Yeah I know i miss on some things but I could still add to this list in the future.